“Like every hustler, I was trapped. Cats that hung out together trying to find a solution found nothing.”

Denzel Washington - Malcolm X

I wish he had the balls to walk up, look me in the eye, and say: "I'm bangin' your wife". At least then I could respect him.

Dean Cain - Chris Harrison

“It's not everyday a man gets to view his wife making love from this vantage point.”

Adrien Brody - Count Nicolas De La Motte

“- Dr. Ben Sobel: Why do you have a girlfriend?
- Paul Vitti: I do things with her I can't do with my wife.
- Dr. Ben Sobel: Why can't you do them with your wife?
- Paul Vitti: That's the mouth she kisses my kids goodnight with! What are you, crazy?”
Billy Crystal - Dr. Ben Sobel
Robert De Niro - Paul Vitti

“- Benny 'Uncle Benny' Chan: I'm sleeping with my wife's two sisters.
- Roger Murtaugh: You lucky sonofabitch.
- Martin Riggs: Good for you, Uncle Benny.
- Benny 'Uncle Benny' Chan: Not so good when my wife finds out.”

Kim Chan - Benny 'Uncle Benny' Chan
Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs