“- Chelsea Turner: All I ever wanted to do was spend my life loving you, you disgusting sack of shit.
- Seth Winnick: If that's all you wanted, then why did you hire the sleaziest lawyer in town, you pathologically deluded, morally bankrupt, in-denial, self-esteem-deficient bitch on wheels?
- Chelsea Turner: I am not in denial.”
Bridgette Wilson-Sampras - Chelsea Turner
French Stewart - Seth Winnick

“I'm not particularly concerned with whether or not you like me, because I live to like you and... and I can't like you anymore.”
Jon Cryer - Duckie

“Rick, I want Debbie. You dump her and I'll give you cash. Ten thousand dollars, plus a G.E. toaster over, a Litton microwave, a Cuisinart, Michelin tires, brand new, a set of Sears' best metric tools...”
Robert Prescott - Cole Whittier

“You don't know what love is. You've gotten everything you have always wanted and now you're feeling sorry for yourself because there's something you want and you can't have it. But you had it! I gave you love. But you asked me to leave and I left.”
Demi Moore - Debbie

“I'm going to break that marriage up! I can't stand it seeing Fred tied to a woman he doesn't love and who doesn't love him.”

Teresa Wright - Peggy Stephenson