“Church laws are fallible because they're created by man.”
Matt Damon - Loki

“- Jeremy Grey: How many times you gonna do this shit? Rule #32: you don't commit to a relative unless you're absolutely positive they have a pulse.
- John Beckwith: Rule #16: give me an up-to-date family tree. That was your mistake. You made me look like an idiot.”

Vince Vaughn - Jeremy Grey
Owen Wilson - John Beckwith

“Moscow rules. No second chances, no mistakes.”
Ralph Brown - Jeremy Collins

“You Englishmen! You're all so fucking pompous. None of you have got any balls!”
John Marwood Cleese - Grim Reaper

“- Clark Griswold: There's Buckingham Palace, kids. That's where the Queen lives and works.
- Audrey Griswold: Works? What does she do, Dad?
- Clark Griswold: She queens... and vacuums.”
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold
Dana Hill - Audrey Griswold