“- Warren: My hair doesn't grow long enough to swoop it over. Besides, I think when you see a guy with his hair swooped over, you know he's doing it to cover up something.
-Larry: Yeah, if a guy has a lot of hair, he's not gonna swoop it over.”
Charles Grodin - Warren
Steve Martin - Larry

“Sometimes you've just gotta wonder if there's any real difference between you and I. I mean, I can be pretty hairy too, you know.”

John Lithgow - George Henderson

“- Jude: What do you think of the hair?
- Fergus: It suits you.
- Jude: Aye. I was sick of being a blonde. I needed a tougher look, and you know what I mean.”
Miranda Richardson - Jude
Stephen Rea - Fergus

He looks Iranian to me. You know my sister, Maria, she married an Iranian guy. And they are hairy son-of-a-bitches. You know they got hair on their chest, their backs, their butts. We're talking Winnie the Pooh. We're talking Chewbacca, you know the guy in Star Wars who goes "Ahhhh! Ahhhh!"?

Paul Rodriguez - Barney Benar

“- Denise Dahlberg: They give me this ribbon to wear... but I haven't got any damn hair to put it into.
- Stephen Klein: You look great.”

Lori Lethin - Denise Dahlberg
Steve Guttenberg - Stephen Klein