“- Frank Wheeler: Have you been to Paris? - April Wheeler: I've never really been anywhere. - Frank Wheeler: Well, maybe I'll take you with me then, huh? I'm going back the first chance I get, I tell you. People are alive there.”
Leonardo DiCaprio - Frank Wheeler
Kate Winslet - April Wheeler
“- Elmo McElroy: If I wanted cuisine, I'd have gone to Paris, all right? - Felix DeSouza: You can still go to France. It's not too far, it's full of pricks and they hate fucking yanks as well!”
Samuel L. Jackson - Elmo McElroy
Robert Carlyle - Felix DeSouza
“- Mickey Gordon: I was thinking of doing some sightseeing. - Ellen Andrews Gordon: Sightseeing? In Paris? What a bizarre notion. - Mickey Gordon: Sure. You got any stuff here? - Ellen Andrews Gordon: Yeah, we got some stuff. Would you like to see the Eiffel Tower? - Mickey Gordon: That's here?”
Billy Crystal - Mickey Gordon
Debra Winger - Ellen Andrews Gordon
“- Mickey Gordon: We were great in Paris. - Ellen Andrews Gordon: Forget Paris. - Mickey Gordon: Forget Paris? How do you forget the best week in your life? - Ellen Andrews Gordon: Maybe that's just all we were, just a great week.”
Billy Crystal - Mickey Gordon
Debra Winger - Ellen Andrews Gordon
“- Dracula: Renfield, you were having a nightmare! - Renfield: A nightmare? But it was so real, so vivid. Two voluptuous women; grinding, heaving. I don't know how to describe it... have you ever been to Paris?”
Leslie William Nielsen - Dracula
Peter MacNicol - Renfield
