“- Sgt. Al Powell: What's the matter? You don't think jockeying papers around a desk is a noble effort for a cop?
- John McClane: No.”
Reginald VelJohnson - Sgt. Al Powell
Bruce Willis - John McClane

“There you are, your own number on your very own door. And behind that door, your very own office! Welcome to the team, DZ-015.”

Ian Richardson - Mr. Warrenn

“- David Starsky: It's 10 o'clock, you're late, I've been here since 8.
- Ken Hutchinson: 8 o'clock? I didn't even know this place opened at 8.”
Ben Stiller - David Starsky
Owen Wilson - Ken Hutchinson

“- Doralee Rhodes: You know... I just don't get it, Dwayne.
- Dwayne Rhodes: What's that, honey?
- Doralee Rhodes: I'm as nice as I know how to be to every single person in that office. Everyone treats me like a... bastard at a family reunion.”
Dolly Parton - Doralee Rhodes
Jeffrey Douglas Thomas - Dwayne Rhodes

“I've got a gun out there in my purse. Up until now I've been forgiving and forgetting because of the way I was brought up, but I'll tell you one thing: if you ever say another word about me or make another indecentproposal, I'm gonna get that gun of mine, and I'm gonna change you from a rooster to a hen with one shot!”

Dolly Parton - Doralee Rhodes