“- Ely Jackson: I can blow up your dad's car. Then you can stay longer.
- Skye Davidson: Thanks.”
Christina Ricci - Ely Jackson
Kate Hudson - Skye Davidson

“- Lisa Provolone: You kept me a prisoner up here - like Rapunzel.
- Angelo 'Snaps' Provolone: Well, you certainly ain't Snow White!”
Marisa Tomei - Lisa Provolone
Sylvester Stallone - Angelo 'Snaps' Provolone

“- Ted Foster: I thought that if you wanted to marry a girl you were supposed to ask her father.
- Harry C. Thomas: You must be talking about some other father, some other family. Not a family with only one father and three daughters. Nobody asks him anything. He's lucky if he gets told.”
John Shelton - Ted Foster
Frank Morgan - Harry C. Thomas

“- Gertie Trinke: I hate you! I wish you died, not mommy!
- Ollie Trinke: I hate you right back, you little shit! You and your mom took my life away from me. I just want it back!”
Raquel Castro - Gertie Trinke
Ben Affleck - Ollie Trinke

“I only wanted what was best for Fiona, but I can see now she already has it.”

John Marwood Cleese - King