“- Isabel Fuentes: Alex, this is Chuy.
- Alex Whitman: Chuy, hi. I'm Luke Skywalker.”
Salma Hayek - Isabel Fuentes Whitman
Matthew Perry - Alex Whitman

“Some people find it ironical that although we run a travel agency, we've never been outside of Blaine.”
Fred Willard - Ron Albertson

“- Will Holloway: [by radio] They're nearing position. Anything?
- Malcolm Wynn-Jones: Not a sausage. The self-perpetuating algorithm I wrote last night is constantly updating, revising all potential vantage points.
- Will Holloway: Sudoku not cutting it then?”
Kit Harington - Will Holloway
Hugh Simon - Malcolm Wynn-Jones

“- Natalie: I thought it was poor form to bring your work home with you.
- Mitch: Well, you're a presentable piece of work.”
Lyndsy Fonseca - Natalie
Michael Doneger - Mitch

- Lloyd Christmas: My friend Harry and I are saving up to open our own pet store.
- Mary Swanson: That's nice.
- Lloyd Christmas: I got worms!
- Mary Swanson: I beg your pardon?
- Lloyd Christmas: That's what we're gonna call it. "I Got Worms"! We're gonna specialize in selling worm farms. You know, like ant farms.
Jim Carrey - Lloyd Christmas
Lauren Holly - Mary Swanson