“- Goofy: This is a vacation with me and my best buddy.
- Max Goof: Donald Duck?
- Goofy: No, silly, with you!”
Bill Farmer - Goofy
Jason Marsden - Max Goof

“- Starlene Cheatham: Watty, are you shittin' me? You're gonna' take me to Mexico?
- Watty Watts: You know you don't have to come with me, Star.
- Starlene Cheatham: Baby, I'd follow you to Oklahoma!”
Renee Zellweger - Starlene Cheatham
Gil Bellows - Watty Watts

“- Rick Leland: You certainly are a girl of many colors. First, your legs get blue. Then, your face turns green. And, now, your red all over.
- Alberta Marlow: I never knew what suffering was until I came on this pleasure trip.”
Humphrey Bogart - Rick Leland
Mary Astor - Alberta Marlow

“When I was a kid, I used to dream about going someplace on a ship. Well, here I am!”

Robert Mitchum - Bob Gray

“This is what I love about my job. I get to travel, see the world, meet new cultures. I mean, it's all bacterial, but hey, what the fuck?”
Josh Brolin - Josh