“- Gil Renard: I remember when Mick recorded this in '78, we had a wild party afterwards.
- Richie Renard: Jason Pelligrino's dad says Mick Jagger's gay.
- Gil Renard: Yeah? Well, Jason Pelligrino's dad takes it up the ass.”

Robert De Niro - Gil Renard
Andrew J. Ferchland - Richie Renard

“- Ricky Bobby: Nobody plays jazz at the Pit Stop!
- Jean Girard: Then why is the song on the jukebox?
- Bartender: We use it for profiling purposes. We also have the Pet Shop Boys and Seal.”
Will Ferrell - Ricky Bobby
Sacha Baron Cohen - Jean Girard
Danny Cox - Bartender

George Michael is all about the ladies. "I want your sex". Does that sound like he's singing to a guy?
Ben Affleck - Ollie Trinke

“You ain't the future of shit, bitch. You're just David fuckin' Porter.”

Eminem - Jimmy 'B-Rabbit' Smith

“- King: First, you make Frank Sinatra wait for a table...
- Keyes: He didn't have a jacket.
- King: He's Frank Sinatra! He can wear whatever he wants!”
Chazz Palminteri - King
Eugene Levy - Keyes