- Julie "The Cat" Gaffney: I want to know who this new Coach Orion is. My dad said that if I didn't like him, I could come right home.
- Russ Tyler: That's nice. My dad said I better stay in on scholarship or he'll whip my butt.
Colombe Jacobsen-Derstine - Julie "The Cat" Gaffney
Kenan Thompson - Russ Tyler

“- Angelo 'Snaps' Provolone: After the wedding, you'll move into a nice ground floor apartment.
- Lisa Provolone: Why a ground floor apartment?
- Angelo 'Snaps' Provolone: Because after I break his legs, he's not gonna make it up any steps!”
Sylvester Stallone - Angelo 'Snaps' Provolone
Marisa Tomei - Lisa Provolone

“- Kim: Jim, it's your house. They can't arrest you for setting off your own alarm. We'll just tell them we were breaking in.
- Jim: I'm not going back there. Okay?
- Kim: We have to go back.
- Jim: No, because my father will prosecute.
- Kim: His own son?
- Jim: Especially his own son. If Edward tells, I'll kill him.”
Winona Ryder - Kim
Anthony Michael Hall - Jim

“I put a gun to my father's head once. Ever think like that? He was passed out. Had just been yelling at my mom over nothing. Under-cooked meat. I went to my room, I held the barrel right up to his ear, and then I chickened out again. Of course it was a BB gun but still it would have hurt like hell.”
Kevin Kline - George Monroe

My father established our relationship when I was seven years old. He looked at me and said, "You know, I brought you in this world, and I can take you out. And it don't make no difference to me, I'll make another one look just like you".
Bill Cosby - Bill Cosby