- Harry Mitchell: Your grandmother said that to me once. "The greatest explorers", she said, "are the explorers of the human heart.".
- Jeff Mitchell: Is that why she became a dyke?
- Harry Mitchell: Your grandmother was not a dyke!
- Jeff Mitchell: She was licking Aunt Mary's pussy for forty years, what else do you call it?
Jack Thompson - Harry Mitchell
Russell Crowe - Jeff Mitchell

“Lars? It's me. Believe it! Someone took my... some fucking... but it's cool. We're gonna deal with it. Oh yes, we're gonna deal with it...”

Nicolas Cage - Castor Troy

“- Nina Blackburn: Do you worry that you have a lot of enemies, more than the average guy?
- Tasty Taste: So what you tryin' to say? You tryin' to say that I'm, like, paranoid 'n stuff? Do I look like the kind of person that would be paranoid?”

Kasi Lemmons - Nina Blackburn
Larry B. Scott - Tasty Taste

“I'm going to be worrying about you every second while you're gone.”

Mary Elizabeth Winstead - Wendy Christensen

“Our bodies are capable of doing some very funny things when they're consumed by stress and anxiety. I found my ex-best friend's cufflinks in my wife's purse. I couldn't get an erection for a year and a half.”
Ron Leibman - Dr. Cohen