“You're not dead yet: so stop living as if you are!”
Bette Midler - CC Bloom

“- Bianca Piper: If I wanted to go shopping, I could have done that with Jess and Casey. I need you to give me real talk.
- Wesley 'Wes' Rush: You've gotta a uniboob. Your posture sucks and your clothes fit weird 'cause you wear the wrong size bra.”
Mae Whitman - Bianca Piper
Robbie Amell - Wesley Rush

“You're anybody's friend for a price, but nobody's when it counts.”

Josh Gad - Doug Harris

“What do you say we just back it in and go back to the Bronx?”
Lainie Kazan - Leona Bloom

“- CC: What will I do without my best friend?
- John Pierce: You've got me.
- CC: [smiling sadly] It's not the same.”

Bette Midler - CC Bloom
John Heard - John Pierce