“- Groucho: You call this a barn? This looks like a stable.
- Chico: Well, if you look at it, it's a barn. If you smell it, it's a stable.”
Groucho Marx - Groucho
Chico Marx - Chico

“- Mrs. de Winter: What was Rebecca really like?
- Frank Crawley: I suppose she was the most beautiful creature I ever saw.”
Joan Fontaine - Mrs. de Winter
Reginald Denny - Frank Crawley

“You look in the mirror, you don't like what you see, don't believe it. Look in my eyes, I am the only mirror you're ever gonna need.”

William H. Macy - Bernie Lootz

“- Donna Newman: That's not bad for your third liposuction. One more tummy tuck should take care of it.
- Michael Newman: Oh, it looks like a tongue... licking.”
Kate Beckinsale - Donna Newman
Adam Sandler - Michael Newman

“- Ry: You look beautiful today.
- Glauren: You look like shit.”
Ryan Dunn - Ry
Jennifer Rivell - Glauren