“- James Humphrey: I never thought I'd be sleeping next to a naked man on this trip.
- George Noon: Just do what I'm doing. Just pretend like you're laying next to a nice soft woman.”
Matt Stone - James Humphrey
Dian Bachar - George Noon

“- Gaston: [rudely flipping through Belle's book] How can you read this? There's no pictures!
- Belle: Well, some people use their imagination.”
Richard White - Gaston
Paige O'Hara - Belle

“If anybody reads a story in a magazine or book, different pictures compete in their minds.”
Vincente Minnelli

“- Mrs. Stephen Haines - Mary: May I suggest, if you're dressing to please Stephen, not that one. He doesn't like such obvious effects.
- Crystal Allen: Thanks for the tip. But when anything I wear doesn't please Stephen, I take it off.”
Norma Shearer - Mrs. Stephen Haines - Mary
Joan Crawford - Crystal Allen

“- Johnnie Aysgarth: Don't do that.
- Lina McLaidlaw Aysgarth: Why not?
- Johnnie Aysgarth: Because your ucipital mapilary is quite beautiful.”

Cary Grant - Johnnie Aysgarth
Joan Fontaine - Lina McLaidlaw Aysgarth