“- Al Stephenson: So you're gonna break this marriage up. Have you decided yet how you're gonna do it? Are you gonna do it with an axe?
- Peggy Stephenson: It's none of your business how I'm gonna do it. You've forgotten what it's like to be in love.”

Fredric March - Al Stephenson
Teresa Wright - Peggy Stephenson

“- Guy Cipriani: No wedding!
- Connie Cipriani: We got 300 people coming here.
- Guy Cipriani: Good, they come here, they eat, they drink, they sing, they go the fuck home! Sorry!”
Paul Sorvino - Guy Cipriani
Veronica Cartwright - Connie Cipriani

“- John Glenn: I liked a girl in my class, but all the other guys liked her too and she didn't pay any attention. But I kept after her, Eddie.
- Game Show MC: Did you finally get her to notice you?
- John Glenn: Yes, I did. In fact, I finally got her to marry me.”
Ed Harris - John Glenn
Robert J. Geary - Game Show M.C.

“I love this man, and there's no way I'm gonna give him up to some big-haired, two-faced food critic!”
Cameron Diaz - Kimberly Wallace

“- Rannulph Junuh: Look into my eyes and tell me what you see.
- Adele Invergordon: Determination. Pure determination.
- Rannulph Junuh: Panic, Adele. Pure panic.”
Matt Damon - Rannulph Junuh
Charlize Theron - Adele Invergordon