- Seth Gecko: You. Plant yourself in that chair.
- Hostage Gloria Hill: What are you gonna do with...
- Seth Gecko: I said "plant yourself". Plants don't talk.
George Clooney - Seth Gecko
Brenda Hillhouse - Hostage Gloria Hill

“Hello. My name is Elliot Moore. I'm just going to talk in a very positive manner, giving off good vibes. We're just here to use the bathroom, and we're just going to leave. I hope that's okay.
[he touches a leaf]
Plastic. I'm talking to a plastic plant. I'm still doing it.”

Mark Wahlberg - Elliot Moore

“If you have a message for me leave it after the beep and if you have a message for Chelsea then you really have to ask yourself why.”

French Stewart - Seth Winnick

“Talk is overrated as a means of resolving disputes.”
Tom Cruise - Brian Flanagan

“- Doris: You know, I can really talk to you. It's just amazing. I find myself saying things to you that I didn't even know I thought. I noticed that yesterday right after we met in the restaurant.
- George Peters: We had instant rapport. Did you notice that too?
- Doris: No. But I know we really hit it off.”
Ellen Burstyn - Doris
Alan Alda - George Peters