“Are you scared? We're all scared. You'd have to be crazy not to be scared.”
Tommy Lee Jones - Chip Hazard

“- Sam Lombardo: You scared the shit out of me. Are you fuckin' crazy?
- Kelly Van Ryan: Yeah, I'm crazy. Ask my mom.”

Matt Dillon - Sam Lombardo
Denise Richards - Kelly Van Ryan

So Wayne, I hear you're putting on some kind of concert. That's good. People need to be entertained, they need the distraction. I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"

Ed O'Neill - Glenn

“Wayne, you know, I don't think you should mention that Jim Morrison thing anymore.”

Dana Carvey - Garth Algar

“If that man's crazy, Your Honor, the rest of us belong in straightjackets.”

Jean Arthur - Babe Bennett