“- Gavin Lamb: My mum says she's worth her weight in gold.
- Jenny: Oh, in that case, she must be very valuable indeed.”
Jesse Birdsall - Gavin Lamb
Jane Horrocks - Jenny

“- Princess Aura: My father has never kept a vow in his life!
- Dale Arden: I can't help that, Aura. Keeping our word is one of the things that make us... better than you.”
Ornella Muti - Princess Aura
Melody Anderson - Dale Arden

“- Nick Kudrow: I asked you not to handle the wine, please!
Art Jeffries: You know, it's good to see you've got your priorities in order. That's better. You're not worried about murdering a nine year-old boy but you're worried about this fuckin' wine!”
Alec Baldwin - Nick Kudrow
Bruce Willis - Art Jeffries

“- Bob's Wife: It was never my intention to break up a home. I come from a strong solid family background; my parents have been married for 25 years...
- Judith Moore: Wow, you sound great! Can I fuck you?”
Tamlyn Tomita - Bob's Wife
Holly Hunter - Judith Moore

“Family values have gone straight to hell.”
Joe Stevens - W.E. Slaughter