“Artists have the power, through our imagination to escape and degenerate world and create a better one.”
Toby Jones - Truman Capote

“- Additional Stepford Wife: I'm going to use a pinecone as the baby Jesus this year.
- Bobbie Markowitz: And I'm going to attach a pinecone to my vibrator and have a really merry Christmas!”
Emily Wing - Additional Stepford Wife
Bette Midler - Bobbie Markowitz

“- Loveless Hentchman: I learned that from a China man.
- James West: I just made that up.”

Will Smith - James West

“- James West: You know, you could put a gun on that.
- Artemus Gordon: Then where would I keep my pencil?”

Will Smith - James West
Kevin Kline - Artemus Gordon

“What are you talking about? We got crosses all over the place. All you gotta do is put two sticks together and you got a cross.”

Ernest Liu - Scott Fuller