“- Barbara: Why wouldn't we go out with Ronald. I mean he's cute and sweet...
- Patty: And good...
[Cindy and Barbara stare at her]
- Patty: Come on, a lady never talks.
- Cindy Mancini: Well I'll have to remember that the next time I see one.”
Tina Caspary - Barbara
Darcy DeMoss - Patty
Amanda Peterson - Cindy Mancini

“After centuries of men looking at my tits instead of my eyes and pinching my ass instead of shaking my hand, I now have the divine right to stare at a man's backside with vulgar, cheap appreciation if I want to!”
Lisa Kudrow - Denise

“Nothing hotter than an angry elderly Filipino woman.”
David Pasquesi - Luca Giancarlo

“- Andy: Lindsay, you've got barbecue all over your face, it's pretty foul.
- Lindsay: Come on it's just BBQ sauce... I wanna make out!”
Paul Rudd - Andy
Elizabeth Banks - Lindsay

“Hey! You ain't no chick!”

Cheech Marin - Pedro De Pacas