“- Dave: Fucking-A. Something bothers you, fuck it. Your wife leaves you, fuck her. Your boss fires you, fuck him. Fucking-A. Fuckin'em. Right?
- Wally: You're fucking right!
- Dave: It's a gift to be able to do that.”
Gene Wilder - Dave
Richard Pryor - Wally

“You must fan the flames of love with the bellows of indifference.”
Groucho Marx - S. Quentin Quale

“You don't know anything about what's inside him. And neither does she, his wife. That's probably what she thought when she married him. A smooth operator with money in his pockets. But now he isn't smooth any longer and she's lost interest in him.”

Teresa Wright - Peggy Stephenson

“Don't you ever get tired of all the beautiful people, Harry? Doesn't it ever bother you that they do whatever they want because there are people like you and me who'll clean up after them?”

James Garner - Raymond Hope

“- Robert Lewis: Don't ask where I'm going.
- Celine Naville: Don't even imagine that I care.
- Robert Lewis: Exactly the problem!”
Ewan McGregor - Robert Lewis
Cameron Diaz - Celine Naville