“- Dave: Fucking-A. Something bothers you, fuck it. Your wife leaves you, fuck her. Your boss fires you, fuck him. Fucking-A. Fuckin'em. Right?
- Wally: You're fucking right!
- Dave: It's a gift to be able to do that.”
Gene Wilder - Dave
Richard Pryor - Wally

“- Basehead: Come on, man. I'll suck your dick, man.
- O-Dog: The fuck you just said?
- Basehead: I said I'll suck your dick, man. Come on now.
- O-Dog: [shoots Basehead] Suck on that, you bitch-ass trick.”
Dwayne Barnes - Basehead
Larenz Tate - O-Dog

“When you're young, not much matters. When you find something that you care about, than that's all you got.”
Leo Fitzpatrick - Telly

“- Grischa Ljubov: You can't alter human nature.
- Boris Lermontov: No? I think you can do even better then that. You can ignore it!”
Léonide Massine - Ljubov
Anton Walbrook - Boris Lermontov

“Save me from the ranks of the freaks who suspect that they'll never love anyone.”
Aimee Mann - Hot Date Infomercial