“See No Evil, Hear No Evil” quotes(1989)
Plot – Dave is quiet and gentle. He's white and deaf too. Wally is a devil man, extroverted, black and blind. The two get along very well because they complete each other. Troubles come when they accidentally witness a crime.
All actors – Richard Pryor, Gene Wilder, Joan Severance, Kevin Spacey, Alan North, Anthony Zerbe, Louis Giambalvo, Kirsten Childs, Hardy Rawls, Audrie Neenan, Lauren Tom, John Capodiceshow all
“See No Evil, Hear No Evil” Quotes 14 quotes
“Oh, boy. Well, some of my patients prefer walking, some prefer bicycling. But for best results, to guarantee satisfaction, most of them like fucking. You know, poonta-poonta-poonta. I like it myself, you know. One in the morning, and late at night.”
“- Dave: You swear an awful lot.
- Wally: You're fucking-A right!”
“- Eve: Thank you. Mr Karew, what would you like?
- Wally: I suppose a fuck is out of the question.
- Eve: I'm afraid so.”
“Today I threatened to shoot a naked woman with my erection.”
“- Dave: Who are you talking to?
- Wally: I'm talking to you, you prick.
- Dave: Why don't you look me in the eye and say that?
- Wally: I would if I could but I can't, I'm blind.
- Dave: You're blind?
- Wally: Yes I'm blind, what are you, fucking deaf?
- Dave: Yes, I'm fucking deaf!
- Wally: You're really deaf?
- Dave: I'm really deaf.
- Wally:...” (continue)(continue reading)
“Did she say ship, or shit?”
“- Dave: Don't we get a last request?
- Eve: What would you like?
- Dave: Would you scratch my nose for me?”
“- Wally: These streets are bumpy.
- Dave: You're driving on the sidewalk!”
“- Dave: And then one day, my wife turned into this remarkable creature that could sit on the end of a broomstick and take off. She could actually achieve flight.
- Wally: I think I was married to that woman once.
- Dave: Small world.”
“- Dave: Tell me the first thing that pops into your brain.
- Wally: Pussy!
- Dave: It's amazing! This man is cured!”
“- Dave: Fucking-A. Something bothers you, fuck it. Your wife leaves you, fuck her. Your boss fires you, fuck him. Fucking-A. Fuckin'em. Right?
- Wally: You're fucking right!
- Dave: It's a gift to be able to do that.”
“- Dave: Don't look at me, look at the road!
- Wally: All right, if it'll make you feel better.”