“- Kane: I just don't like techno.
- J.P.: You would if you had robot ears.”
Kelvin Yu - Kane
Joel David Moore - J.P.

“Good people, who have travelled from villages near and far! Lend me your ears!
[the crowd proceeds to pull off ears and throw them at Robin Hood]
That's disgusting!”
Cary Elwes - Robin Hood

“- Harvey 'Blind' Pew: I may be blind, but I have acute earing.
- Commander Clement: I'm not interested in your jewellery, cloth eyes.”
John Marwood Cleese - Blind Pew
Eric Idle - Commander Clement

“The torture of the bell: it never stops. Minute after minute, hour after hour, day after day. Seems harmless, doesn't it? Just a bell ringing. But the percussion and the repercussion of sound against your eardrums will soften and destroy them until the sound is magnified a thousand times.”

Boris Karloff - Dr. Fu Manchu

“- Defense Attorney: The action on this pistol is so hard, it would take the strength of a mule to pull the trigger! Go ahead!
- Curly: I'm no mule!
- Moe: No! Your ears are too short!”

Bud Jamison - Defense Attorney
Curly Howard - Curly
Moe Howard - Moe