“- Benjamin Franklin Gates: I'm in a little trouble.
- Patrick Gates: Is she pregnant?
- Benjamin Franklin Gates: If she is would you leave the mother of your grandchild standing out in the cold?
- Patrick Gates: Come in.”

Nicolas Cage - Benjamin Franklin Gates
Jon Voight - Patrick Gates

“You didn't get pregnant with your legs closed!”

Jill Parker-Jones - Lamaze Instructor

“No wonder you're a nervous wreck. You're not going crazy. You're just becoming a mother.”

Todd Allen - Jim Morar

“- Corny Collins: And now it's time to say goodbye to our very own fun-lovin', free-wheelin' little Brenda. Come on up here, Brenda. Brenda will be taking a leave of absence from the show. How long are you gonna be gone, Brenda?
- Brenda: Just nine months.”
James Marsden - Corny Collins
Cassie Silva - Brenda

“My wife and I wanted a child, but she couldn't get pregnant. Neither could I.”
George Carlin - Architect