“- Guy on Dock: Careful, Harry! He's mad as a hornet and drunk as skunk!
- Harry Whitney: My favorite combination.”

Keith Carradine - Harry Whitney

“You are a hallucination brought on by alcohol... Russian vodka poisoned by Chernobyl!”

Bill Murray - Frank Cross

“- Peggy Sue: You think time travel is possible for people?
- Richard Norvik: Yes. It's absolutely possible for people, for dogs, for cancan girls.
- Peggy Sue: Oh, then I'm not crazy.
- Richard Norvik: Well, I really don't know if you're crazy. I know most people think I am.”
Kathleen Turner - Peggy Sue
Barry Miller - Richard Norvik

“- Sinbad: I have come to raise a crew for the hard and dangerous voyage to the land of Colossa.
- Karim: The land of the cyclops. We may be thieves and murderers, but we're not fools.”
Kerwin Mathews - Sinbad
Danny Green - Karim

“As I understand from your communication, Mr. Engle, you're on the brink of self-destruction. May I shake your hand? A brilliant idea! I speak as one who has destroyed himself a score of times.”

Thomas Mitchell - Gene Gibbons