“A legal education means you will learn to speak in a new language. You will be taught to achieve insight into the world around you. And to sharply question what you know.”
Holland Taylor - Professor Stromwell

“- White Goodman: Donde está la biblioteca, Pedro?
- Peter La Fleur: White?
- White Goodman: We're opening a new Globo Gym in Mexico City, so I've been boning up on my Spanish.”
Ben Stiller - White Goodman
Vince Vaughn - Peter La Fleur

I can sum up our entire philosophy with this glass. I can look at it and say it's half-full, which in the beauty pageant biz means "where the hell's my waiter?".
Nora Dunn - Colleen Douglas, State Pagent

“- Emmett Fitz-Hume: What's she saying?
- Austin Millbarge: H... hair... hairbrush... headrest...
- Emmett Fitz-Hume: Jesus, where did you learn your Russian? JCPenney?”
Chevy Chase - Emmett Fitz-Hume
Dan Aykroyd - Austin Millbarge

- Jack Burton: [pointing to Chinese writing on elevator] What does that say?
- Wang Chi: "Hell of Boiling Oil".
- Jack Burton: You're kidding.
- Wang Chi: Yeah, I am. It says "keep out".
Kurt Russell - Jack Burton
Dennis Dun - Wang Chi