“- Father Gladden's Fan on Porch: Did you agree with the Beatles, years ago, at the height of their fame, that they were bigger stars than Jesus?
- Father Gladden: The world population was much less then.”
Peter McRobbie - Father Gladden's Fan on Porch
John Carter - Father Gladden

“- Butler: Can I get you anything more, doctor? I'm about to retire.
- Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: Really? You seem so young.”
Paul Benedict - Butler
Steve Martin - Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr

“- Hammett: I was sure I heard you retired.
- Doc Fallon: I heard you stopped drinkin'.
- Hammett: I guess we were both wrong.”
Frederic Forrest - Hammett
Elmer Kline - Doc Fallon

“Enough money to retire on because in this kind of work you don't qualify for social security.”

Walter Matthau - Trabucco

“You know, I used to be in the music business, but now I'm what you might call retired. It's a refined name for bum.”
Gene Kelly - Danny McGuire