“Sail boats. I don't understand 'em. I prefer a big boat with a big motor on a big lake behind a big dam.”
Brendan Gleeson - Jack Van Meter

“- Woman on Bus: Excuse me, I'm lost, can you tell me if this bus goes to the end of the line?
- Whitley Strieber: Let me tell you, you folks are in for a big surprise, one very big surprise.”
Kate Stern - Woman on Bus
Christopher Walken - Whitley Strieber

“Funny thing about trains, they take people apart.”
Richard Harris - Martin Steckert

“- Statler: Well, Waldorf, they finally made it to Broadway.
- Waldorf: Yes, and I already bought tickets.
- Statler: Are they good seats?
- Waldorf: Sure are. They're on the next train out of town.”
Richard Hunt - Statler
Jim Henson - Waldorf

“- Frank: Let's take a cab.
- Frank: You got any money?
- Frank: No. How about you?
- Frank: No.
- Frank: Let's take a cab.
- Frank: Ok.”
Pate Mustajärvi - Frank
Kari Väänänen - Frank