“- Deb: What are you drawing?
- Napoleon Dynamite: A liger.
- Deb: What's a liger?
- Napoleon Dynamite: It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.”
Tina Majorino - Deb
Jon Heder - Napoleon Dynamite

“- Bastian's Father: I got a call from your mathteacher, yesterday. She says that you were drawing horses in your math book.
- Bastian: Unicorns. They were unicorns.
- Bastian's Father: What?
- Bastian: Nothing.”
Gerald McRaney - Bastian's Father
Barret Oliver - Bastian Balthazar Bux

“Painted reality is its own reality.”
Oscar Isaac - Paul Gauguin

“This is his self-portrait. There's no camouflage, no romance. Honesty.”

Julia Roberts - Katherine Ann Watson

“It's time you learn, Sara Crewe, that real life has nothing to do with your little fantasy games. It's a cruel, nasty world out there and it's our duty to make the best of it - not to indulge in ridiculous dreams, but to be productive and useful!”
Eleanor Bron - Miss Minchin