- Lt. Frank Drebin: You're Rocco's girl, and in my book that chapter's called "look but don't touch".
- Tanya Peters: I could have two lovers.
- Lt. Frank Drebin: Kinky. But I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible.
Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin
Anna Nicole Smith - Tanya

“It's people like you that are sending this country down the tubes. No sense of pride. No sense of loyalty. No sense of nothing, man.”
Crispin Glover - Layne

“You can't expect a man like me to be loyal to just one woman.”
Scott Glenn

“- Mrs. John Day - Peggy: Sylvia, you oughtn't talk about him like that! Why, I think it's disloyal!
- Mrs. Howard Fowler - Sylvia: Listen Peggy, do we know how the men talk about us when we're not around?”

Joan Fontaine - Mrs. John Day - Peggy
Rosalind Russell - Mrs. Howard Fowler - Sylvia

“Your resentment of what you believe to be an injustice showed courage and loyalty.”

Laurence Olivier - Mr. Darcy