“- Karen Eiffel: What's this?
- Penny Escher: It's literature on the nicotine patch.”

Emma Thompson - Karen Eiffel
Queen Latifah - Penny Escher

“It's proven that second-hand smoke is carcin... you know, cancer related.”
Steve Buscemi - Carl Showalter

“I don’t give a rat fart what you’re smoking kid. If you think you’re hiding it honey you’re dumb as a bag of hair.”
Glenn Close - Mamaw

“- Abbott: Put that out. There's no smoking in here.
- Costello: What makes you think I'm smoking?
- Abbott: You've got a cigar in your mouth!
- Costello: I've got shoes on... it doesn't mean I'm walking.”
Bud Abbott - Abbott
Lou Costello - Costello

“Pinocchio! So, this is where I find you! How do you ever expect to be a real boy? Look at yourself! Smoking! Playing pool! You're coming right home with me this minute!”

Cliff Edwards - Jiminy Cricket