- Walter Shit: Congratulate me! This is my first work to use paint! I call it "Instant minority". I did the whole block!
- Joe: But people are black or white, not purple.
- Walter Shit: Periwinkle. It's periwinkle!
Jim Turner - Walter Shit
Jerry O'Connell - Joe

“Wanna know what's a crime? Whoever defaced that work of art by painting it that color... ought to have his ass removed.”
Clint Eastwood - Nick Pulovski

“- Chloe: Isn't it fun to paint?
- Ricky: I love it! Really calms me down. Frogs aren't purple by the way. Have you ever seen a purple frog?
- Chloe: Yes.
- Ricky: Okay, when? When you were asleep?”
Makenzie Vega - Chloe
Vince Vaughn - Ricky

“There's nothing more boring than looking at paintings. Only reason anyone ever comes to an art gallery is to get laid.”
Rufus Sewell - Frank

“Before you know it, the Renaissance will be here and we'll all be painting.”
Woody Allen - The Fool