“A lot of strange things happen in this world. Things you don't know about in Grand Rapids. Things you don't want to know about. Doors that shouldn't be opened.”
Peter Boyle - Andy Mast

“To hardly know him is to know him well. And perhaps it offends my vanity to have anyone who is even remotely my wife re-marry so obviously beneath her.”

Cary Grant - C. K. Dexter Haven

“- Sunny: Hey Dad. This is Kate. Your wife.
- Harry MacKenzie: I sure as hell know who my wife is.
- Sunny: I sure as hell would like to know who this is.”
Amy Madigan - Sunny
Gene Hackman - Harry MacKenzie

“- Jeff: Hi, I’m Jeff... I have a bush too. It's not grey.
- Alex: Hey!
- Jeff: What?
- Alex: My bush isn't really grey.
- Jeff: Well, not according to my mom.”
Nick Swardson - Jeff
Allen Covert - Alex

“Honestly, darling, I'm so embarrassed. I mean to serve salmon with botulism at a dinner party is social death.”
Eric Idle - Angela