“- Nurse Mary Verbeck: The Salingers. They know I worship your body like a French cathedral.
- Dr. Elliot Fibel: I don't care who knows, Mary. You're my woman and I'm your man! Never the less, if they can keep a secret, so can I.”
Lu Leonard - Nurse Mary Verbeck
Wallace Shawn - Dr. Elliot Fibel

“- Moses Wine: Why didn't I ever see you again?
- Lila: Oh, at that time, I thought monogamy was a male conspiracy.
- Moses Wine: Ohhhh, what about now?
- Lila: Now, I am sure it is!”
Richard Stephen Dreyfuss - Moses Wine
Susan Anspach - Lila

“- Gollum: We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little hobbitses. Wicked, tricksy, false!
- Smeagol: No. Not Master!
- Gollum: Yes, precious, false! They will cheat you, hurt you, lie.
- Smeagol: Master is my friend.
- Gollum: You don't have any friends; nobody likes you!”

Andy Serkis - Gollum
Andy Serkis - Smeagol

“My father died before I reached my teens. Some say that was a punishment. My mother never remarried or loved another. Some say that was a punishment.”
Jodhi May - Pearl

“- Alden Pyle: Have you had a lot of women, Thomas?
- Thomas Fowler: You start out by being promiscuous and end up like your grandfather... faithful to one woman.”
Brendan Fraser - Alden Pyle
Sir Michael Caine - Thomas Fowler