“- Coop: You're getting some serious shit for that. Cops are gonna be all over us.
- Gil Renard: Boy, all of a sudden you lost your sense of humor.”

Charles Hallahan - Coop
Robert De Niro - Gil Renard

“- Officer: Could you turn the radio down please?
- Bombay: Yeah, I guess it was a widdle noisy.
- Officer: A widdle? Okay...blood, breath, or urine?
- Bombay: No thanks. I'm full.”
Bill Schoppert - Official (Hawks)
Emilio Estevez - Gordon Bombay

“Trying to make these policemen understand something is harder than doing it yourself.”
Billie Burke - Mrs. Topper

“It's not cool that you start showing up around here in your cop uniform, then people will start getting the impression that we're in trouble!”

Jeremy Sisto - Larry Pogue, Sr.

“- Putter: Where's Binx? Did he get in trouble? What did he do? Can I come, Billie Jean? I love police stations.
- Billie Jean: I thought you were grounded.
- Putter: I am.”
Yeardley Smith - Putter
Helen Slater - Billie Jean