“I lost my job. Actually I didn't lose it. It lost me. I'm overeducated, underskilled - maybe it's the other way around. I forget - but I'm obsolete. I'm not economically viable. I can't even support my own kid.”
Michael Douglas - D-Fens

“I can't write and I can't spell. That's the privilege of a first class education.”
Jude Law - Dickie Greenleaf

“There's pee freckles on the ceiling now! How'd they get it up there? Just how big a target do they need, you figure? They get enough practice, that's for sure.”

Octavia Spencer - Zelda Fuller

“I keep telling you not to think! You're very, very good at a great many things, but thinking, hon', just simply isn't one of them.”

Dame Angela Lansbury - Mrs. Eleanor Shaw Iselin

“- Cindy: Girls have to do everything. Boys are totally clueless when it comes to sex. It starts with them trying to unhook our bras, fumbling around, and it never changes. Wait until they try to put their dick into you.
- Diana: Please don't say they need help with that.
- Cindy: Always.”
Kristen Miller - Cindy
Jessica Driscoll - Diana, Principal's Secretary