“Douche-bags are hygienic products; I take that as a compliment. Thank you.”
Gabriel Millman - Keith - Caped Boy

“- Tyler Durden: Now, ancient people found their clothes got cleaner if they washed them at a certain spot in the river. You know why?
- The Narrator: No.
- Tyler Durden: Human sacrifices were once made on the hills above this river. Bodies burnt, water speeded through the woodashes to create lye.”
Brad Pitt - Tyler Durden
Edward Norton - The Narrator

I don't eat shellfish. Mom always says, "don't ever eat nothin' that can carry its house around with it. Who knows the last time it's been cleaned".
Kirsten Dunst - Amber Atkins

“This is the cleanest and nicest police car I've ever been in in my life. This thing's nicer than my apartment.”
Eddie Murphy - Axel Foley

“- The Cable Guy: Wow, the old McNair place. Never thought they'd get the floors clean after what happened.
- Steven M. Kovacs: Why? What happened?
- The Cable Guy: They had a lot of cats.”
Jim Carrey - The Cable Guy
Matthew Broderick - Steven M. Kovacs