“- Sergeant Lee: Well, that's a nice watch, show me that. Where'd you get that?
- Garcia: My father, uh, gave it to me.
- Sergeant Lee: Your father gave it to you? He must be quite a guy. What's he do?
- Garcia: He's a barber.
- Sergeant Lee: Barber? Gee, he must cut a lot of hair.”

Scott Glenn - Sergeant Lee
Michael Peña - Garcia

“- David Jacobs: My father taught us not to lie.
- Jack Kelly: Well, mine told me not to starve; so we both have an education.”
David Moscow - David Jacobs
Christian Bale - Jack Kelly

“- Nick Kelson: All you've been doing to me is lying to me since the day you left me there back at the bus station.
- Jack Kelson: Put your mouth in park, leave and get in your room.
- Nick Kelson: I don't have a room!
- Jack Kelson: Well, then get out!”

Edward Furlong - Nick Kelson
Jeff Bridges - Jack Kelson

“- Mollie Malloy: Aren't they inhuman?
- Hildy Johnson: I know. They're newspapermen.
- Mollie Malloy: All they've been doing is lying. All they've been doing is writing lies. Why won't they listen to me?”
Helen Mack - Mollie Malloy
Rosalind Russell - Hildy Johnson

“- Kit Carson: What are you gonna do about it?
- Ape: Well, the first thing I'm gonna do is swear off lying.”

Jon Hall - Kit Carson
Ward Bond - Ape