“- Laurie Rorbach: Are you following me?
- Joe Slovak: Well, I have to you see. I've told everybody I know we're dating. So, you see I have to be seen with you outside of class or they'll think I'm lying.”
Daphne Zuniga - Laurie Rorbach
Matthew Modine - Joe Slovak

“- Robert 'Bobby' Boucher Jr.: Mama, Vicky is an astrologist.
- Helen 'Mama' Boucher: I don't believe in that sort of thing personally. Astrology is one of the many tools of the devil.”
Adam Sandler - Robert 'Bobby' Boucher Jr.
Kathy Bates - Helen 'Mama' Boucher

“A shovel just makes too goddamned much racket.”
J. T. Walsh - Charles Bushman

“- Doyle Hargraves: What in the hell you doin' with that hammer?
- Karl Childers: I don't rightly know. I just kinda woke up holding it.”

Dwight Yoakam - Doyle Hargraves
Billy Bob Thornton - Karl Childers

“The enemas take some getting used to, but, in time, you'll learn to look forward to them like an old friend with a cold nose.”
John Neville - Endymion Hart-Jones