“- Professor Henry Higgins: You mean to say you'd sell your daughter for fifty pounds?
- Colonel Hugh Pickering: Have you no morals, man?
- Alfred P. Doolittle: Nah. Nah, can't afford 'em, guv'nor. Neither could you, if you was as poor as me.”
Rex Harrison - Professor Henry Higgins
Wilfrid Hyde-White - Colonel Hugh Pickering
Stanley Holloway - Alfred P. Doolittle

“- Coach Kilmer: Give him the shot!
- Mox: If you give him that shot, you can find yourself another fucking quarterback.
- Coach Kilmer: You about ready to lose that scholarship, boy?
- Mox: If it keeps that needle out of his leg? Absolutely.
- Coach Kilmer: Good.
- Mox: Fuck it, I'm out.”

Jon Voight - Coach Kilmer
James Van Der Beek - Mox

“A man with no ethics is a free man. I don't envy you that.”
Nick Nolte - Jake McKenna

“- Dr. Margo Hunt: Dr. Kurtz, I'm unfamiliar with the academicguidelines at Radcliffe, but I would think any major university would consider warring on the United States and eating prisoners of war a serious breach of ethics.
- Dr. Kurtz: Always the cautious scholar, huh, Dr. Hunt?”
Shannon Tweed - Dr. Margo Hunt
Adrienne Barbeau - Dr. Kurtz

“I don't go to bed with no whore, and I don't wake up with no whore. That's how I live with myself. I don't know how you do it.”

Martin Sheen - Carl Fox