“- Lily: What's the story on that dog?
- Reggie: That's the dog that saved Charleston from the 1938 flood.
- Lily: Well, fuck him.”
Lindsay Crouse - Lily
Paul Newman - Reggie

“They're never going to believe this at school.”

Jared Rushton - Ron Thompson

- Franny Philips: Can you write me a note if I'm late to school?
- Paul Philips: I guess so.
- Franny Philips: "Dear Teacher, Please let Franny into class without penalty. Her dog wouldn't shit".

Trini Alvarado - Franny Philips
John Lithgow - Paul Philips

“I wonder why your story never wavers from exactly the same words. It suggests either that you have an extraordinary memory... or you're telling the plain, unvarnished truth.”

James Stephenson - Howard Joyce

“I find a murder in a detective story much more sympathetic than a real murder.”
Kurt Katch - Colonel Haki