- James: Cheer up. Remember what the Monty Python boys say.
- Helen: "Always look on the bright side of life"?
- James: No, "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition".
John Hannah - James
Gwyneth Paltrow - Helen

“- Dan: Imagine finding you here.
- Bijou: I'm the type of girl you're liable to find anywhere.”
John Wayne - Dan
Marlene Dietrich - Bijou

“- Mitch: I wasn't looking for a girl like that.
- Beanie: Columbus wasn't looking for America, my man, but that turned out to be pretty okay for everyone.”
Luke Wilson - Mitch
Vince Vaughn - Beanie

“- Reepicheep: We were expecting someone taller!
- Trumpkin: You're one to talk.
- Reepicheep: Is that supposed to be irony?”
Eddie Izzard - Reepicheep
Peter Dinklage - Trumpkin

“You want a prediction about the weather, you're asking the wrong Phil. I'll give you a winter prediction: it's gonna be cold, it's gonna be grey, and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life.”
Bill Murray - Phil