“My parents did put the first two down payments on my childhood. Don't get me wrong, but they did also return me to the hospital as defective.”
Robert De Niro - Rupert Pupkin

“My family abandoned me. They kinda migrated without me. You should've seen what they did last year. I mean, they got up early, and quietly tied up my hands and feet, and gagged me with a field mouse, and barricaded the cave door, and covered their tracks, and traveled through water so I'd lose their scent, and... and... who needs 'em anyway?”
John Leguizamo - Sid

“Ever heard of parents? We have parents who love us. You don't, 'cause you're an orphan.”

Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon

“Nobody D.O.R.’s after eleven weeks!”
Lisa Blount - Lynette Pomeroy

“You're gonna walk out on me? You don't walk out on me. I walk out on you.”
Al Pacino - Lefty