“- Tad: Death shrouds.
- Danny O'Shea: They've got your names on the back.
- Jake Berman: So the guys at the morgue can identify the bodies.”

Danny Pritchett - Tad Simpson
Rick Moranis - Danny O'Shea
Todd Bosley - Jake Berman

“- Clark Griswold: So, this is the old homestead, eh?
- Cousin Eddie: Yeah. I don't know for how much longer, though. The bank's been after me like flies on a rib roast.”
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold
Randy Quaid - Cousin Eddie

“Insurance companies. See, all the banks is insured now, and that's who takes the loss. And hell, they're the biggest crooks of 'em all. We are just little thieves stealing from the big thieves, that's all.”
Matthew McConaughey - Willis Newton

“If I can sleep ten days and nights in a rice patty, I can certainly last in this lousy bank!”
Bill Murray - Grimm

“- Ruby Deagle: Mrs Harris, the bank and I have the same purpose in life - to make money. Not to support a lot of... deadbeats!
- Mrs. Joe Harris: Mrs Deagle! It's Christmas!
- Ruby Deagle: Well, now you know what to ask Santa for, don't you?”
Polly Holliday - Ruby Deagle
Belinda Balaski - Mrs. Joe Harris