“Greetings, North, I am thy new father and this good woman who art my wife, is thy new mother. And these are thy new brothers who art named Ezikeo, and these are thy new brothers who art named Art.”
Alexander Godunov - Amish Dad

“- Tucker: Hey, get... Get outta here.
- Boy: I saw her! I saw her, I saw her!
- Tucker: That wasn't nice.
- Gilbert: What? What'd I do?
- Tucker: You know what you did.
- Gilbert: Oh.
- Tucker: That's your mother in there. Your mother.”
John C. Reilly - Tucker Van Dyke
Nicholas Stojanovich - Boy
Johnny Depp - Gilbert Grape

“- Nick Starkey: Frank, I got one thing to say to you, and it's hard but I gotta say it. And if you can accept it, a lot of other shit's gonna fall into place. Frank, mom loved me more than you. That's why I took the fall for you, Frank.
- Frank Starkey: I wish you'd just fucking die.”
Kevin Kline - Nick Starkey
Harvey Keitel - Frank Starkey

It's funny. You know, when I was a little kid I always wanted a brother. I told that to mom once and she said, "You have a brother". I said, "Oh, so that's who the asshole in the other bed is".

Kevin Bacon - Timothy Fenwick Jr.

“- Simone, Tannis: [together] What?
- Elise: Don't talk in unison. It's creepy.
- Simone, Tannis: [together] Sorry, Mom.”
Anna Hopkins - Simone
Natalie Krill - Tannis
Lauren Holly - Elise