“- Heather Chandler: He used a real gun, they should throw his ass in jail.
- Veronica: He used blanks. All he did was ruin 2 pairs of pants, maybe not even that... can you bleach out urine stains?”
Kim Walker - Heather Chandler
Winona Ryder - Veronica

“That's a high-temperature fabric adhesive liquid projector, based on simple dry-cleaning technology. You aim that at a guy, and I'll tell you something: his clothes get so tight he can't even breathe.”
Tom Waits - Doc Heller

“From now on I see a red sash, I kill the man wearing it. So run you cur. And tell the other curs the law is coming. You tell 'em I'm coming! And Hell's coming with me you hear! Hell's coming with me!”

Kurt Russell - Wyatt Earp

“- Oliver: You believe in killing animals?
- Gwen Cummings: Yes.
- Oliver: For clothing?
- Gwen Cummings: Absolutely.
- Oliver: So do I.”
Mike O'Malley - Oliver
Sandra Bullock - Gwen Cummings

“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.”
Groucho Marx - Captain Jeffrey Spaulding