“- Thayer: Is she on something?
- Ben: God I hope so [Moves his finger in circles next to his head, to indicate that he thinks Andie is crazy].
- Andie: Are you saying I'm some kind of mental person?”

Thomas Lennon - Thayer
Matthew McConaughey - Ben Barry
Kate Hudson - Andie Anderson

“Time travel made that guy a real asshole.”
AJ Bowen - Chuck

“- Brendan: I won't waste your time: you don't know me.
- Laura: I know everyone, and I have all the time in the world.
- Brendan: Ah, the folly of youth.”
Joseph Gordon-Levitt - Brendan
Nora Zehetner - Laura

“- Peggy Sue: You think time travel is possible for people?
- Richard Norvik: Yes. It's absolutely possible for people, for dogs, for cancan girls.
- Peggy Sue: Oh, then I'm not crazy.
- Richard Norvik: Well, I really don't know if you're crazy. I know most people think I am.”
Kathleen Turner - Peggy Sue
Barry Miller - Richard Norvik

“- Mad Hatter: He's stuck us all at one minute to tea time!
- March Hare: Tea time, forever!”
Johnny Depp - The Mad Hatter
Paul Whitehouse - Thackery