“Look how she moves! That's just like Jell-O on springs.”

Jack Lemmon - Jerry

“Sexual attraction has nothing to do with character. Unless you're Eleanor Roosevelt.”
Bette Midler - CC Bloom

“- Barbara: Why wouldn't we go out with Ronald. I mean he's cute and sweet...
- Patty: And good...
[Cindy and Barbara stare at her]
- Patty: Come on, a lady never talks.
- Cindy Mancini: Well I'll have to remember that the next time I see one.”
Tina Caspary - Barbara
Darcy DeMoss - Patty
Amanda Peterson - Cindy Mancini

“After centuries of men looking at my tits instead of my eyes and pinching my ass instead of shaking my hand, I now have the divine right to stare at a man's backside with vulgar, cheap appreciation if I want to!”
Lisa Kudrow - Denise

“I love the smell of bridesmaids in the morning.”
Jake Busey - Kyle Brenner