“- Eddie Sparks: You know...for an old broad, you're still pretty sexy.
- Dixie Leonard: How would you know?
- Eddie Sparks: I think I'm getting excited.
- Dixie Leonard: Let me know when you're sure.”
James Caan - Eddie Sparks
Bette Midler - Dixie Leonard

“- Danny Ocean: Do I look 50 to you?
- Basher Tarr: Yeah.
- Danny Ocean: Really?
- Basher Tarr: Well, I mean, you know, only from the neck up.”
George Clooney - Danny Ocean
Don Cheadle - Basher Tarr

“Hello, snotface. Yuck, what happened to you? You're all older, you're even uglier! Look, I'm sorry but I'm going to have to be sick all over you, immediately. Lie down.”

Rik Mayall - Drop Dead Fred

“It's hell gettin' older. Especially when you feel 21 inside. All the strengths that sustain you all through your life just vanish one by one. And you study your face in the mirror, and you... you notice something's missing. And then you realize it's your future.”
Elaine Stritch - Diane

“- Finnegan: Like a fine wine, I'm aging gracefully, thank you.
- Mason: Like a fine wine my ass. You look more like a keg of beer to me.”
Treat Williams - John Finnegan
Clifton Powell - Mason